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Rig Stalker
Number of posts : 1493 Age : 104 Karma : 7 Hermit Points : 1628
| Subject: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:01 am | |
| never leave an unopened plastic bottle of smoothie drink in your car for a week. i did and its exploded, leaving a nice gooey mess of banana and strawberry covering the whole inside of my car, on the ceiling, the floor, the seats.
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:58 am | |
| Rig, make sure you get every last spot of it off, because when the milk starts to go sour it gets worse. Happened to me last year, had to have two valets done. | |
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Rig Stalker
Number of posts : 1493 Age : 104 Karma : 7 Hermit Points : 1628
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:28 am | |
| cheers, i'll be sure the wife does a thorough job of cleaning it | |
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:20 pm | |
| bad lad | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:34 pm | |
| Never do Borat impressions in a curry house, apparently it's offensive. | |
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Dr Brackish Okun Stalker
Number of posts : 1322 Age : 39 Karma : 3 Hermit Points : 2628
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:39 pm | |
| Didnt know there were too many kazakhstani curry houses... | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:52 pm | |
| To avoid getting splashed with hot fat while frying bacon it is often a good idea to wear welding goggles and gloves | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:54 pm | |
| Ever lost a contact lens?
Avoid this annoying and potentially dangerous occurrence by simply drilling a hole in the centre of each and attaching them together with a piece of string. The string can then be tied in a loop enabling you to further secure them by wearing them round your neck when you don't need them. | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:05 pm | |
| Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night | |
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Dan Searles Stalker
Number of posts : 1331 Age : 45 Karma : 1 Hermit Points : 2333
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:20 pm | |
| - Sound Foundry wrote:
- Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Now that's how to play Russian Roulette. | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:21 pm | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:32 pm | |
| Fancy jazzing up your drinks? buy a banana milkshake, freeze it and voliá! banana ice cubes | |
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Rig Stalker
Number of posts : 1493 Age : 104 Karma : 7 Hermit Points : 1628
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:14 pm | |
| dropping a guitar a few times onto a concrete surface gives it that worn in vintage look | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:17 pm | |
| - Mofo wrote:
- Didnt know there were too many kazakhstani curry houses...
This why offense can be taken. | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:19 pm | |
| Make up too expensive? buy some whipped cream, put it in a bowl with a pile of mud, mix it up and instant foundation. | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: useful advice Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:21 pm | |
| Instead of using hair gel super glue your hair into your design of choice for all year round hair styles.
Last edited by Drivdac on Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:11 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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markyg Menace
Number of posts : 2061 Age : 45 Karma : 3 Hermit Points : 1079
| Subject: Re: useful advice Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:07 am | |
| here's one for the ladies
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator | |
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Muldoon Dangerous
Number of posts : 2504 Age : 42 Karma : 19 Hermit Points : 4082
| Subject: Re: useful advice Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:23 am | |
| Viz's lawyers wont be long now guys | |
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