What's the worst thing you have ever eaten..??

I was forced to eat the insides of turkeys when i was in Hungary many years ago. There was a bowl with all the nasty bits of 2 turkeys, including the head filled with contents and eyes, and also the feet and all that. I was forced to eat the brain out of one of the heads while the rest of the dirty fuckers were sucking the skin off the feet nd munchin away on all the other shitty bits, the worst thing about it all tho was i was watching the them run about in their garden the day before and the grandad of the family who took me in and let me stay with them, made me hold them when he broke their necks. Absolutely lovely stuff needless to say, i moved on that evening never to see the Bezenye chainsaw massacre family again

I think it was a hot dog I bought from a street vendor in London. I have been advised many times not to eat such things, but when you're drunk and hungry they smell sooo good.

While I was away I ate some smoked eel as I was told that the restaurant had won awards for it. EURGH!

Lamb, i detest lamb

i once, for a dare, sucked a lolly dipped in an ashtray ash. that was pretty gross. more so because i dont smoke so cant really stand the smell of smoke or ashtrays anyway.

gone off milk is pretty awful too.

mould on bread too. Errrg

a veryt nice strawberry cable thingy that was found in the sound foundry when it was being refurbished (actaully, would the sound foundry be classed as being 'furbished' as its wasnt the sound foundry before hand?)

haha, we give you a fiver for eating it tho, it was well protected, it was under a pile of dust and wood, dunno what you were moaning about

Some 'chicken' soup in a hotel in Russia.
There were some really mysterious 'chicken' parts floating about in it.
We had a competition to 'name that part'.
We swear someone had it's vocal chords.

Errrr

just thought of another one for me. The breakfast me and dale ate in liverpool. RANK!!!

markyg wrote:

I was forced to eat the insides of turkeys when i was in Hungary many years ago. There was a bowl with all the nasty bits of 2 turkeys, including the head filled with contents and eyes, and also the feet and all that. I was forced to eat the brain out of one of the heads while the rest of the dirty fuckers were sucking the skin off the feet nd munchin away on all the other shitty bits, the worst thing about it all tho was i was watching the them run about in their garden the day before and the grandad of the family who took me in and let me stay with them, made me hold them when he broke their necks. Absolutely lovely stuff needless to say, i moved on that evening never to see the Bezenye chainsaw massacre family again

What is it with Eastern Europe and 'chicken'?
On the railway station in Leningrad there was this huge spit roast chicken place. In this country we 'tuck' our chicken legs in nicely using small rubber bands on the legs.
Not over there. These chicken's legs/arms were flailing about in a most disturbing fashion. The smell alone was enough to scare ya.

they don't like to waste i was told, i thought it was gross to be honest.. maybe we tie our chicken legs together to fit in with this countries obscenity laws, no-one wants to go to Tescos and see a chicken fanny do they, how would you explain that to the kiddies, although, if it was their tits on display I'm sure me n jim would be there like a shot, camera phones at the ready. !!

**Dan, I know chickens don't have tits!!*

What do you think the breast is?

I love chicken, it's the great white meat.

yeah, but they dont have proper girl tits , if they did they would look like this

wheres the nipples?

no nipples, it is a nippless breed of chicken

just deleted this message, sorry you missed out on the chicken tit action jim, but there is one below for your viewing pleasure

or this one

Sorry to ask what might seem like a really obvious question, but has that pic been photoshopped?

No. Looks like they have put lemons or something under the skin before they cooked. Either that or it really had tits. Im gonna do that next time me man comes for dinner. She would well love that

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dirty wallz wrote:

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There's nothing wrong with sweet and sour cat

I alos ate a slice of toast with mould (furry) on it and i haven't touch brown bread since.

I ate a frogs leg before, but that tasted good!

could never eat frogs legs. Just the thought of it