Favourite Amputee

Stump up with your votes here

oh John!!

haha i dont know any amputees

Douglas Bader - now there was an amputee of distinction

Zach Gowen, google him and you'll find out why.

Douglas Bader or

lieutenant dan ice creaaaam!

Aah! But that's Gary Sinese and he's not really an amputee


Captain Hook - a credit to amputees the world over, particularly evil child hating ones on ships

oh yeah captain hook's a good amputee I agree with that

Least favourite amputee

nice cap on the stump, does it have hair?

She always reminds me of the one legged South African begging in the subway......

He held out his hand and asked me for some change.

I asked him how he'd lost his leg and he said it happened in a mining accident back home in South Africa.

I told him that only having one leg should not prevent him from finding gainful employment to get himself off the streets and begging...............

........He asked me who on earth would want to take on a one legged gold digger........










.....(wait for it.....)

waiting..

......So I gave him Paul McCartney's phone number!!!!






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Thank you.......Thank you........


(There's no smiley for 'takes a bow')

There you go! lol

Its all armless fun

Great gag, let me give you a hand.

I was worried you might find it a little lame

but if you liked it, there are more jokes afoot

But if you want me to stop, I will toe the line

Long John Silver - grossly underrated amputee