Cops

Thinking about what happened last night and just how useless the police are!!
For those who dont know, we were all at a house party and a group of knobhead chavs put lil waynes front window though and smashed the front door. And also broke Danny M's phone. FIVE 999 calls were made as soon as it happened and no cops showed up!! About 30min to an hour later the chavs were in the garden. Again the police were called and they didnt show. I rang 999 and i was told "it wasn't a emergency" and was put though to the local station. Then i was told the reason nobody could come was "theres been a sucide attempt and a robbery, so the police are busy"
At this point i went home, but i heard the chavs came back and did more damage to the door. The police showed up HOURS later!!
Sorry but the way the police fobbed us off is a disgrace!! This is the second time in a few months ive had to call 999 recently for the cops and the second time NO RESPONSE was made!! Funny how earlier in the night we saw two cops cars at the end of the street doing nothing, but when we make over five 999 they are too busy!
They will always be around to arrest people taking a piss in the street (drunk dan ) but when theres a proper crime they bottle it!!

thats cos they are too busy picking on innocent people having a nice beer in town, the police are a waste of space man.l they seem to keep away from trouble until the worst has happened, must be too much of a rsk to their safety. fucking bellends. I pay ( as does everyone one else) council tax to fund our police force and I am disgusted!!! if they aint careful, it will turn into mayhem, like in robocop.. but we aint got the robots to sort the shit out..




GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR god damn police

Yeah the police over here are like that too it's so annoying... also I'm guessing your 999 is like our 911?

yeah it is.

They do waste there time with trivial things, like arresting people for pissing up the wall but not helping when people are actually in danger.

There more interested in making money from speed traps and drunk and disorderly fines than actually helping people.

I was hoping this thread would just have clips from 'Cops'

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha want
Whatcha gonna do when sherrif John Brown
come for you tell me whatcha gonna do.

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school and you learn the golden rule
So why are you acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool

Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do
When they come for you (repeat)

You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on mother and
You chuck it on you father
You chuck it on you brother and
You chuck it on you sister
You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me

Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Soldier naw give you no break
Not even you idren naw give you no break

Why did you have to act so mean don't you know
You're a human being born of a mother with
The love of a father reflections come and reflections go
I know sometimes you want to let go
I know sometimes you want to let go

Dont worry Jim the fine scotish Police have the issue in hand.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7553864.stm

So they will pass any chav info on to our brit police and those chavs are in sooooooooooo much trouble!!!!!!!

i think thats a great idea, the amount of kids who have weapons is horrific. I know one kid aged 12 who i had to report once cos he was boasting about having guns and shit in his bedroom. and he showed me a photo.. needless to say he didn't seem to trust me after that conversation. . .

See, you're getting it all wrong.

The police exist these days to PROTECT the rights of these chavs. The way I've dealt with it before is to call the cops and say to them "I'm just calling to let you know that in about 5 minutes there's going to be blood all over the street because I have a machete and if you're not here to sort it out I WILL go and do it myself. Just imagine how much shit you're going to be in if you don't respond to advance warning of a possible machete attack". Job done - 5 minutes later they're there

Believe me, they WILL come out if they think YOU'RE going to commit a crime.

OR just say you're pretty sure you saw one of them waving a gun. Seeing as most crime today has become 'acceptable' or 'a minor nuisance' to the coppers, you have to make it sound serious

Your right mate, someone should have said that. They just dont respond to a honest call nowadays. Remember the guy on the motoway on the way back from London? Did they come to get that nutter off the road? Did they balls!!

Can't believe our...sorry your taxes are paying their wages when they do nothing!! ..... hmmm sounds like me...but at least i don't pretend to!!

Well if I want the police out I always pick something they can't say no to.

But then, I AM also charming and persuasive