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+13Dr Brackish Okun Sound Foundry Steve Dale the amazing g Muldoon Kelly stef Caroline markyg Danny Neil Jimatay 17 posters |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:06 am | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:18 am | |
| Not having the freedom to adjust your nutsack area when ever you please. Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable. | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:28 am | |
| - Neil wrote:
- Not having the freedom to adjust your nutsack area when ever you please.
I do. | |
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Caroline Devotee
Number of posts : 802 Age : 38 Karma : 4 Hermit Points : 905
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:03 pm | |
| - Neil wrote:
- Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable.
How many women have you seen scratching their boobs or adjusting their bra's? Just curious as i feel i can't do this in public. I find ways to disguise it. Like scratching my shoulder so i can use my arm to brush past my boob. | |
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the amazing g Devotee
Number of posts : 842 Karma : -1 Hermit Points : 2347
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:22 pm | |
| You honestly think we don't notice when you women do this???? God damn it we're watching.... | |
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markyg Menace
Number of posts : 2061 Age : 45 Karma : 3 Hermit Points : 1079
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:23 pm | |
| - caroline wrote:
- Neil wrote:
- Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable.
How many women have you seen scratching their boobs or adjusting their bra's? Just curious as i feel i can't do this in public. I find ways to disguise it. Like scratching my shoulder so i can use my arm to brush past my boob. how many blokes do you honestly think would be upset by a woman rubbing her breasts in public, not many i can assure you | |
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Kelly Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 969 Karma : 18 Hermit Points : 2593
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:27 pm | |
| Blokes eyes are nearly always drawn to a womans boobs, whether she notices or not. And any arm movement in that vicinity is sure to be noticed. | |
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the amazing g Devotee
Number of posts : 842 Karma : -1 Hermit Points : 2347
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:28 pm | |
| Aye, that's what i emant... | |
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Steve Fanatic
Number of posts : 369 Age : 113 Karma : 10 Hermit Points : 1332
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| Women who keep money in their bras. Do you really think I want to handle a warm damp and musky £5 note that some fat munter has just gave handed to over the bar?
In contrast if the woman is fit, it's a bonus. Will probably sniff it. | |
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stef Super Fan
Number of posts : 655 Karma : 6 Hermit Points : 1302
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:09 pm | |
| - Neil wrote:
- Ricky Gervais
thank god for neil | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:50 pm | |
| - caroline wrote:
- Neil wrote:
- Women can adjust their breasts when ever they are a bit uncomfortable.
How many women have you seen scratching their boobs or adjusting their bra's? Just curious as i feel i can't do this in public. If you ever feel the itch again Cazza, just give me the nod and I'll be happy to oblige | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:59 am | |
| - caroline wrote:
- when people piss over you.
really pisses me off too!!! | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:39 am | |
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Danny Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 946 Age : 41 Karma : 6 Hermit Points : 2771
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:30 pm | |
| When you're in the line at the chippy etc and a person in front of you says 'two bags of chips please', guy gets the chips, wraps them, hands them over, then the person say 'oh and a saveloy', guy gets the saveloy, wraps it, hands it over, then the person says 'have you any scallops?' etc etc etc
Not that i've gotten a bus in over 2 years, but people in front of you who got on the bus not having their money ready, and old biddies who couldn't find their fucking pass | |
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Jimatay Mod
Number of posts : 3341 Age : 40 Karma : 12 Hermit Points : 5333
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:37 pm | |
| I got on a bus today for the first time in years...
I would like to add riding on the bus to my list. | |
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Danny Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 946 Age : 41 Karma : 6 Hermit Points : 2771
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:56 pm | |
| - Jimatay wrote:
- I got on a bus today for the first time in years...
I would like to add riding on the bus to my list. The one place I will see more patients than at work is on the bus, well there and the bus station | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:49 pm | |
| - Danny wrote:
- When you're in the line at the chippy etc and a person in front of you says 'two bags of chips please', guy gets the chips, wraps them, hands them over, then the person say 'oh and a saveloy', guy gets the saveloy, wraps it, hands it over, then the person says 'have you any scallops?' etc etc etc
Not that i've gotten a bus in over 2 years, but people in front of you who got on the bus not having their money ready, and old biddies who couldn't find their fucking pass Old biddies who get to the check out with their £8.73 worth of support stockings and Ex-Lax and say "Ooh, I've got it here somewhere" and then go through there purse, determined to pay it with their small change. Then when they've got to £8.41 in 2p and 1p pieces and realise they haven't quite got enough, they then pull out a 20 quid note Crusty old cunts | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:45 pm | |
| This Cockhead! | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:49 pm | |
| I think I have shown my dislike for old people. I hate it when they say how much better it was in the old days blah blah blah. Whilst at the same time accepting no responsibility for how the world is today!! | |
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Blake Dedicated fan
Number of posts : 209 Age : 42 Karma : 3 Hermit Points : 357
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:40 pm | |
| Hand dryers in public toilets that leave you looking like a cunt as you wave your hands under them backwards and forwards, up and down, trying to make the fucking things work, until they finally start, with the weakest 'blast' of fucking COLD air that lasts about two seconds before switching itself off again, leaving you, once again, waving your hands under them like a cunt. Man, they piss me off! | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:58 pm | |
| When people tell me to 'listen', if they said 'listen to this' it'd be fine but I don't like it being barked like an order. | |
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Danny Number 1 fan
Number of posts : 946 Age : 41 Karma : 6 Hermit Points : 2771
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:23 pm | |
| - Blake wrote:
- Hand dryers in public toilets that leave you looking like a cunt as you wave your hands under them backwards and forwards, up and down, trying to make the fucking things work, until they finally start, with the weakest 'blast' of fucking COLD air that lasts about two seconds before switching itself off again, leaving you, once again, waving your hands under them like a cunt. Man, they piss me off!
Use your jeans like a man | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:44 pm | |
| Why bother washing your hands anyway? I mean it's your own knob and if it's not encrusted with 6 months' build up of Gorgonzola, what's the point?
And you can't really say it's unhygeinic to not wash your hands after a wee wee when you'll quite happily go and stick your tongue into Mary Jane Rottencrotch's twat, can you.
Well... that's my take on toilet hand dryers anyway. | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:47 pm | |
| It actually offends me when people don't wash their hand. | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: MORE things that piss you off Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:49 pm | |
| I am generalising of course - not for a minute suggesting that anybody IS actually sticking their tongue into ANY Mary Jane Rottencrotch type.
But you get what I mean on the subject of toilet hand dryers | |
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