*BREAKING NEWS* JIM HAS A COB

Aww, I was expecting a crusty cob.

He also appears to have a bob, in that particular photo.

and Dales old reject belt

Boris The Spider wrote:

Aww, I was expecting a crusty cob.

It's a BATCH not a COB.. good grief!!!

crusty batch?

No its just the way im sitting

Isn't it amazing how many words there are for batches in just the UK alone.

I have never heard of a batch.

I used to make Crusty Cobs in the bakery at sainsburys.

Special Offer was bogeys in every 10th one made, damn itchy nose!

Whilst wearing that hair net?

Nope my hat had one built in, didn't wear a beard guard though!

Snood ?

A beard as good as that shouldn't be hidden.


Do you get oatcakes in Cov??

Not sure if we do, but then not many people round here would know about Staffordshire Oatcakes.

So you're from Stoke on Trent? I thought you were from Stoke in Cov.

I wasn't aware there was a Stoke in Cov!

Certainly is, a few I think.

Anyway, I used to get the bus from Stafford up to Hanley quite regularly and peruse the music shops n' stuff. Always went to Rollersnakes, never bought a damn thing.

Did you have oatcakes?

I used to have 'em for breakfast of a weekend.

Brilliant!

what on earth is an oat cake?

It's something in-breeding boggy northerners eat mate

naughty john.. bad boy, in your bed!!

Bacon & cheese oatcakes are the best, so I don't care if it makes me inbred.