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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Classy stuff!! Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:12 pm | |
| I was down at the Fleur in Nuneaton on Friday night. The Red List were playing, but when I got there The Rogue States were on stage (Benaud's band). Haven't seen them in years and they were fookin top! Really love the four part harmonies. Anyway, I was outside having a smoke with Dave and at the table was a gang of young girls and one of them calls over to me and says "Scuse me. You wanna get nailed? My mate says she'll nail you in the toilets for £2.50" Question 1: Is that expensive? Question 2: What is "nailed"? We got it all here in Nunny! | |
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Jimatay Mod
Number of posts : 3341 Age : 40 Karma : 12 Hermit Points : 5333
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:18 pm | |
| Question is, did you nail her? | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:22 pm | |
| In nuneaton getting nailed could actually involve 6" tungston nails. | |
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Dale Admin
Number of posts : 5959 Age : 41 Karma : 50 Hermit Points : 12391
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:07 pm | |
| Those birds clearly think alot of themselves. | |
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the amazing g Devotee
Number of posts : 842 Karma : -1 Hermit Points : 2347
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:41 pm | |
| Nailed a bird from Nuneaton a while ago, man she was dirrrrrrty...
Man the shit that came out of this woman's mouth mid coitus...
Ugly as sin mind, but it was free, didn't cost me£2.50. | |
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Dan Searles Stalker
Number of posts : 1331 Age : 45 Karma : 1 Hermit Points : 2333
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:31 pm | |
| How much did it cost her G? | |
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Sound Foundry Dangerous
Number of posts : 2735 Age : 43 Karma : 17 Hermit Points : 4360
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:37 pm | |
| - Guy Incognito wrote:
- Question is, did you nail her?
Nah. Jack wanted change for the pool table, and I realised I'd completely forgotten what to do anyway. But Dave asked if he could borrow £2.50 I said "No. Have a wank ya cheap bastard" - Neil wrote:
- In nuneaton getting nailed could actually involve 6" tungston nails.
Funny. But worryingly accurate. | |
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the amazing g Devotee
Number of posts : 842 Karma : -1 Hermit Points : 2347
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:50 pm | |
| - Screamo Searles wrote:
- How much did it cost her G?
like I said, ugly as sin. Considered it doing my bit for charity.... | |
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Neil Devotee
Number of posts : 896 Karma : 21 Hermit Points : 2673
| Subject: Re: Classy stuff!! Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:24 am | |
| Another title for a thread that was misleading. This one should have had "Posh Tits" | |
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