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PostSubject: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptyMon Jan 18, 2010 6:12 pm

I was down at the Fleur in Nuneaton on Friday night.

The Red List were playing, but when I got there The Rogue States were on stage (Benaud's band). Haven't seen them in years and they were fookin top! Really love the four part harmonies.

Anyway, I was outside having a smoke with Dave and at the table was a gang of young girls and one of them calls over to me and says "Scuse me. You wanna get nailed? My mate says she'll nail you in the toilets for £2.50"


Question 1: Is that expensive?

Question 2: What is "nailed"?


We got it all here in Nunny! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptyMon Jan 18, 2010 6:18 pm

Question is, did you nail her?
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PostSubject: Re: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptyMon Jan 18, 2010 6:22 pm

In nuneaton getting nailed could actually involve 6" tungston nails.
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PostSubject: Re: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptyMon Jan 18, 2010 7:07 pm

Those birds clearly think alot of themselves.
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PostSubject: Re: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptyMon Jan 18, 2010 11:41 pm

Nailed a bird from Nuneaton a while ago, man she was dirrrrrrty...

Man the shit that came out of this woman's mouth mid coitus...

Ugly as sin mind, but it was free, didn't cost me£2.50.
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How much did it cost her G?
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PostSubject: Re: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptyThu Jan 21, 2010 4:37 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:
Question is, did you nail her?

Nah. Jack wanted change for the pool table, and I realised I'd completely forgotten what to do anyway. But Dave asked if he could borrow £2.50

I said "No. Have a wank ya cheap bastard"


Neil wrote:
In nuneaton getting nailed could actually involve 6" tungston nails.

Funny. But worryingly accurate.
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PostSubject: Re: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptyThu Jan 21, 2010 7:50 pm

Screamo Searles wrote:
How much did it cost her G?

like I said, ugly as sin. Considered it doing my bit for charity....
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PostSubject: Re: Classy stuff!!   Classy stuff!! EmptySat Jan 23, 2010 11:24 am

Another title for a thread that was misleading. This one should have had "Posh Tits" Evil or Very Mad
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