Last Christmas, my family went to Wales to see the rest of my family and do the regular christmas family shit that everybody does, and while we were all together we had a light-hearted conversation about if they made a film about our family, who would play the main roles. It was all a bit of a joke... We were saying Steve Martin should play my dad, just because of the white hair. Taking the piss a bit, but of course, when talking about ourselves, we would flatter ourselves by choosing big names. I said I'd be played by Johnny Depp, har har. And then my brother-in-law pops up and suggests Danny Dyer to play HIMSELF!! He actually WANTED to be played by Danny Dyer!! What does that say??
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