Slag seeking musician winky

Alright yer randy buggers! Giz a spunk shower, eh. Granted av got an effed up 'grill' and Teenwolf eyebrows, but once yerv had a sniff of mi gammy snatch and a feel of mi pendulous wangers yerl never get yer wank stick hard fer a classy bitch again. Am not fussy as ter which one o'yers sticks it ter mi as long as yer can stand the kiff manky gnashers when yer snog us and month auld halibut when yer venture south like a true lovebird. Don't worry if its rag week, theres always mi mouth and arse openings unless yer one of them fruity types that dunt mind a bit of blob? I certainly dunt!

I'll basically fuck owt wi a pulse. Yerl get no knock backs from me, although I do kiss and tell!

PM mi pics of yer cocks (or twats and funbags if yer that way inclined) and yer phone numbers and I'll put the motion of the ocean on yer like fanny lotion crossed with love potion.

Fuck me now!

Look out girls, the new hotness has arrived.

Alright CF, welcome to the boards.

Oi slag!...Dirty Sanchez?

Bring it! Am drippin wi minge oil and reddy fer some action. dunt breev heavy tho will yer. pet hate!

Let me Donkey smash your rat.

Duz that meen yer want ter fist mi in the jiblets?

I'll wreck ya guts.

mi guts are as rotten as mi teeth loverboy to much lambrini and ice dragon a reckon. Smash away yer randy bugger!

kthanksbye.

yer playin hard ter get? send us a picture of yer wankin or summat will yer.

On it, finger in or out of the arse? and flap your bangers will ya, prude.

how many fingers can yer stuff up? am comfy wi it up ter the rist. mi tits are massiff btw probly the biggist on the forum unless theres any other big tited birds on here dowt it tho. splash yer stuff on um if yer want?

For god's sake Jordan, fuck off back to the jungle ya smelly cuntflap