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PostSubject: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:37 pm

I'll get the ball rolling shall i Smile

Katie Price - for being a shameless media whore and using her kids to make money
Heather Mills - for fucking over McCartney
Michael McIntyre - for thinking he's funny when he's fucking not


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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:12 pm

il start with the obvious

the bookies favourites

jeremey kyle = on the grounds of ego, patronisation and all round cuntish high and mighty behaviour
gordon ramsey = on the grounds of how he talks to people, ego ego ego
gok wan = the man who turns fat and ugly women and gives them self esteem again for 2 minutes..........cunt..........send them to a gym instead
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:46 pm

Derek Acorah - Fuckin douchebag!
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:07 pm

Wayne, read the rules!

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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:11 pm

Jamie Oliver - For making the word 'pukka' famous

Morrissey - For being a smug twat with a face like an arse and his flowers, also walking off stage (screwing over all the paying customers bar one) cause a PLASTIC bottle hit him!

Lily Allen - For having a builders mouth and being obnoxious to fuck, also the stupid singing accent and the fact just just so darn hard done by (cry baby)

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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:15 pm

Simon Cowell- for inventing Xfactor and being a smug git
Joe Swash - because he's a childish knobhead who seems to be on everything
Roy Chubby Brown- for being a racist shytebag

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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:17 pm

Yes! I forgot about Chubby Brown, what a plum.

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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:46 pm

Little Wayne wrote:
Derek Acorah - Fuckin douchebag!

Edit and add 2 more buddy, i've had my 3 but may i suggest roy keane Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:46 pm

Drivdac wrote:
Yes! I forgot about Chubby Brown, what a plum.

Plum?
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:01 pm

Mark Ronson - for completely overdoing the "cool" thing and only doing covers

Daniel O'Donnel - for being way to good to be true (there's got to be a skeleton comes out of that closet some day)

Marco Pierre White - just for being another shouty TV chef.
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:04 pm

Sorry, just hate that cunt!

I'll add

Joss Stone - Irritating bitch with that stupid English/American twangy accent
Jade Goody - Yeah she's dead but i hated that bitch when she was alive, talentless cretin
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:32 pm

Russel Brand - Foppy smug talentless prick
Jim Davidson - Racist unfunny failed primetime nob
Michael Bay - Childhood legacy ruining twat

and my super bonus choice ...

Tim Westwood - Old enough to know better fake gangster ghetto nut sack
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:11 am

Geoff 'Safestyle' Brown. Gives me feelings of rage when I see his head!

Any religious figure. For centuries of lies.

Any political figure. As above.
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:38 am

Peter Reid - Worst city manager in recent times
Bryan Richardson - Fucking fraud, wrecked our club
Frankie Boyle - Hate his "LOOK AT ME I'M BARE CONTROVERSIAL" attitude.
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:58 am

Johnny Borrell-Delusions of granduer.
The Queen-For being the head of a discredited monarchy.
Dawn(My first girlfriend)-for sleeping with my best mate, and for the fact that she literally does have a BIG cunt!!
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:25 am

dang, i wanted johnny borrell

danny dyer for being oh so hard
johnny tourette
bono, there i said it mofo Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:55 am

some questionable reasoning here and also; is it not just supposed to be celebrities who aren't really bad people, just annoying?

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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:26 am

Kid Icarus wrote:
Geoff 'Safestyle' Brown. Gives me feelings of rage when I see his head!

Any religious figure. For centuries of lies.

Any political figure. As above.

Specify said religious and political figure pleeeease.

and Rig, altho Tourette and Bono aren't gonna get vetoed for lack of reasoning, give us a reason anyway pls bud Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:26 am

31 so far, nearly half way there cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:59 am

David Icke - Cos he is a mentalist and just does my head in
Will Self - cos he is an over intelligent shit who ruined shooting stars
Theo Pathetis (from Dragons Den) - Cos he is a smug fucker who grinds on me when he talks, especially about giving away "his children's inheritance"
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:40 am

Danny wrote:
Specify said religious and political figure pleeeease.

Anyone from God to Allah and inbetween. Reverends, priests, fathers, bishops, gurus, monks, imams etc. All massively full of bullshit, take your pick. Can't we just have religion as a cunt?

Political figure, again, take your pick. Been so many throughout history. Some worse than others, but all lying bastards at the end of the day.
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:09 pm

ClareyBaby- really do you need an explanation?!
Phil Collins- For 'that' drum fill, ruining motown songs, being a shytehawk and 'oh you're a drummer? can you do that tv monkey drum beat?'
Madonna- american/wannabe english baby robbing cunt
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:10 pm

I just fail to see what makes Bono a cunt. He uses his position to better the lives of those in Africa. He does good humanitarian work, if he doesn't do it who will?
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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:28 pm

Lenny Henry?

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PostSubject: Re: Nominations   Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:44 pm

tourette just for his attitude and that you tube clip where he acts the big man then runs off! its cuntish to talk the talk but not walk the walk. he's basically a cock.

bono i said just to wind mofo up, it was either that or nominate Iggy Pop to wind AK up

if it was based on this year i'd maybe change bono for the feckin banker twat who gambled our economy away on stupid investments
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