Whats your porn name?!

Pets name + mothers maiden name?!

Mine is Puddles Kerr.

Well, however you choose to mwork it out, and there are a dozen accepted ways, mine was always my first pet's name followed by the name of the street you grew up in.

As a result, mine was Fonzy Burlington. Which I doubt can be topped. Except by a distant friend of mine who's one was Scampi Goodlad.

I think mine win's, going on steve's criteria it would be Moses Towell, fuck everybody

The Amazing Guns wrote:

Well, however you choose to mwork it out, and there are a dozen accepted ways, mine was always my first pet's name followed by the name of the street you grew up in.

As a result, mine was Fonzy Burlington. Which I doubt can be topped. Except by a distant friend of mine who's one was Scampi Goodlad.

Could you have grown up in Burlington Rd?? In Cov?

Bumbalina Scattergood.

Bollocks.

Scattergood...really? we got a song called that!

Mine is Benji Dakin.

Me and Jim did this on our old podcast from a few years back and Adamsteve has the greatest ones, Sandy Wankling...oh how we larfed.

Milly Houlihan......... sounds like a small whore role in Gangs of New York

[quote="Neil"][quote="The Amazing Guns"]Well, however you choose to mwork it out, and there are a dozen accepted ways, mine was always my first pet's name followed by the name of the street you grew up in.

As a result, mine was Fonzy Burlington. Which I doubt can be topped. Except by a distant friend of mine who's one was Scampi Goodlad.[/quote]

Could you have grown up in Burlington Rd?? In Cov?[/quote]

Yeah, number 88.

Mine is actually .....

Max Horn
or Bo Bo Horn

I forget if the cat or dog came first

Sally Smith, yep it's shit.

Or if I went the Amazing G way it would be Sally Old Barn (Close)

Mine's pretty boring, and could probably pass more for a peado than a porn star.

Joe Steedman.

Scampi McCluskey

The Amazing Guns wrote:

Yeah, number 88.

I lived in Lowther St


My Porn name is Elephant Balls....how do you play this again??
When we were on tour we came up with Rape names for each other, would this game be tooo inappropriate for the Hemit Board??

Mine was "The Motown Molester" because of my fondness for Soul music!!

Neil wrote:

When we were on tour we came up with Rape names for each other, would this game be tooo inappropriate for the Hemit Board??

Have you ever been here before?

What's the criteria?

[quote="Neil"][quote="The Amazing Guns"]

Yeah, number 88.[/quote]

I lived in Lowther St


My Porn name is Elephant Balls....how do you play this again??
When we were on tour we came up with Rape names for each other, would this game be tooo inappropriate for the Hemit Board??

Mine was "The Motown Molester" because of my fondness for Soul music!![/quote]

I'd have to be Wine 'em, Dine 'em, 69'em. I'm Twynham.

thats rubbish

Women...

i mean come on... there are better ways to pick up women!

Baggsy Rapist McGee.

my ex gets that one.

Olly?

nada, the lovely one that i probably never bothered mentioning on here that tried to rape me back in april

Im shocked you said no to someone ....


see what i did there?

yeah... go die.

I dont listen to you