got green flag roadside assistance cover with my car insurance, pay extra for it, got a problem at work, car decides it doesn't want to work.
phone green flag, "yeah you're covered, you can travel 10 miles for free", "10 miles, but i live 25 miles away", "ok, thats gonna cost you, £3 a mile".
"£3 a mile, but i have a take me home policy".
"yep, we can take you home, you can pay by debit card"
tossers! stuck at work, dinners in the dog, villa on the box shortly and a new clutch to pay for tomorrow meaning more time off work.