Life model needed!

If anyone's looking for an extra bit of cash, check this link out.

https://www.unitemps.co.uk/members/cand/SearchVacancies/default.asp?pluginID=recru_job_001_details&jobID=16857500&resultsPage=1

£9 an hour?! Seriously!

Joke shop.

ah well, times are hard at the moment and if your proud of ur man lumps...

john your a man of the world, ever done this or something similar? just out of interest like, not being a perv.

*digging hole.

hahahahahaha

dress code: casual

haha

doubt the artist would be able to recreate Johns hair colour

without wanting to lower the tone i wonder how one would prevent an 'arising' in this kind of situation?!

shouldn't dress code state: naked

and this place (Women's institute in Solihull) sounds interesting. i've been looking into finding more hobbies and could do with finding my artistic flare.

you know what, i'd do this. obviously if its all female artists and in good taste.
its one of them daring things to do before i die.

I was a life model for a couple of years after I left Art College.
9 quid an hour??? NOT ENOUGH.
I was paid 12 quid 20 years ago.
It's not as easy as it looks. You must be able to hold a pose WITHOUT MOVING for 20 minutes at a time.
The fact that you're stark naked in front of 20 odd students can be a bit offputting.
It did my back in in the end. I was 'crucified' in a pose for a photorealist painter [with my head back] and every day for three weeks I had to hold that pose on and off for eight hours.
I used to be nearly crying on the train to Brum every morning.
I enjoyed the rest of it for the most part.
There are dozens of really good oil paintings of me in the buff out there somewhere. Might turn up on the 'Antiques Roadshow' one day.

Johns interview would go something like this.
Morning ladies, hope you've got plent of paint for the family tackle region and good stiff brushes.
Leaves room.

When I was a student we had some really great life models.
The most popular one among the students was a really fat lady. She was ace to paint.
We did briefly have a guy who refused to take his socks off. We complained about this, obviously, and his excuse was his missus didn't know what he was doing and he didn't want to have to explain why his feet were dirty. Have you ever seen a studio floor?
We had another one that lasted a couple of weeks..we called him The Barometer [ cos he just couldn't stop himself from rising and falling. ] It wasn't pleasant.

*applying*

my friend had to draw an 86 year old male in life drawing, he had a Prince Albert Piercing...
im so glad i never did art of any sort.....

[quote="ClareyBABY"] Prince Albert Piercing...
quote]

what's one of them?

[quote="caroline"]

ClareyBABY wrote:

Prince Albert Piercing...
quote]

what's one of them?

the dictionary definiton is this.......

"when one is a complete bafoon and thinks its cool to put a ringy bar piecing through the end of his cock"

ahhhhh. thought about the nipple a few times, but who's gonna benefit from that?!

Dale?

i had a nipple ring in for years, it got stuck when i tried to take it out and left a weird hole

avoid at all costs

Especially if you plan to breastfeed any offspring.
DONT DO IT!

ive been told by lots of people not to get them because they look stupid. Reminds me, i need my tongue piercing back while i have money...

Screw the money!!

I'd do this for nowt!

I mean.... get me donger out in a room full of birds and not get into trouble for a change?

Priceless!! Sign me up!

Maybe I ought to respond with my own ad........

"Tool for hire.

Hard, working and reliable"

[quote="Stef"]

caroline wrote:

ClareyBABY wrote:

Prince Albert Piercing...
quote]

what's one of them?

the dictionary definiton is this.......

"when one is a complete bafoon and thinks its cool to put a ringy bar piecing through the end of his cock"

And they make you piss in every direction

I can vouch for that - my son has two Prince Alberts and a star tattooed on his Jap......

something of an obsession I guess...... just DON'T stand next to him at the urinals guys!

I would like them to draw a picture of me now! I;m fucked and stinck of tasty and spciy!

Hahaha awesome post!