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PostSubject: no drum machine :(   Sun May 24, 2009 7:59 am

Hey, I don't have a drum machine to record any tracks, John, can you help?

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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Mon May 25, 2009 3:29 pm

It'll come to you my son.

Just try and keep the rhythm while you're beating off and it'll all become clear.

You sound like you get enough practice, Mr "29-and-a-half"

Failing that, how about trying something new like...... GETTING A LIFE!!

Hope this helps.
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Mon May 25, 2009 3:52 pm

you can download awesome drum machines of t'internet sir chris, best ask Myke or Rig asbout the best ones tho
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Mon May 25, 2009 3:58 pm

Or pop along to Nunny and use ours.
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Mon May 25, 2009 4:31 pm

KellyO wrote:
Or pop along to Nunny and use ours.

A HA! Good thinking there Batman!

I KNEW there was a reason I married you!.................... (just can't think of it right now.....) Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Tue May 26, 2009 12:28 pm

NI battery is the drum machine of choice, assuming you have the host software like cubase.

battery's drums actually sound pretty god damn realistic too
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Tue May 26, 2009 11:17 pm

Right. OK. Seeing as this geekery is obviously getting to epidemic proportions now, I have released a new fact sheet to help you guys out.

It's called "LIFE...... How To Get One In 348 Easy Steps"

I mean, having no drum machine ISN'T the end of the world!

Go for a walk

Get a girlfriend/boyfriend

A cat or a goldfish

Have a wank

ANYTHING!!

Just............ don't be............ SAD!!

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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Wed May 27, 2009 8:40 am

sorry John, I'll need more councelling than that to cure this affliction, just wait til we start talking midi notes, velocity and flam
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Wed May 27, 2009 12:43 pm

Oh dear...............

Beyond help.... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Wed May 27, 2009 9:26 pm

a long time ago

i'm bored, fancy a discussion on low frequency oscillation?
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Thu May 28, 2009 12:49 pm

Sound Foundry wrote:
Right. OK. Seeing as this geekery is obviously getting to epidemic proportions now, I have released a new fact sheet to help you guys out.

It's called "LIFE...... How To Get One In 348 Easy Steps"

I mean, having no drum machine ISN'T the end of the world!

Go for a walk

Get a girlfriend/boyfriend

A cat or a goldfish

Have a wank

ANYTHING!!

Just............ don't be............ SAD!!

Hope this helps

Okay, assuming I just walked round my girlfriend/boyfriends and wanked over the cat/goldfish, what would be the other 344 tips to getting a life dude? geek

Thanks for all the suggestions peeps, I'll probably pop over and use John's electro kit to start with (if that's cool) cos I'm long overdue for a catch-up anyway. I will start downloading things if I can't get the drums right or need a specific sound, but I haven't got the patience to sit and do things like drum fills on the computer usually, so my laptop may go hurtling across Keresley Fields in an uncontrollable techno-fear rage. See, this is why drummers hit things.
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PostSubject: Re: no drum machine :(   Thu May 28, 2009 9:43 pm

No.

This is why drummers TRY to hit things
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