So you know who i hate

Johnny fucking tourist with their telescopic lens taking photos of absolutely EVERYTHING and holding you up.

plums.

Japanese by any chance?

no mostly German and or dutch, but yeah some were Japanese.

Please no flash photography also means diddly squat to them also.

Tell you what i hate, bats. Evil things! Just thought id pop that in there.

i went into a bat cave last week at the safari park, I was shitting myself, all the little fuckers flying about giving it the biggun!!! I HATE bats, all of em... and pigeons!!!!!

Braver man than me, i wouldnt go into a bat cave. (unless it was batman's)

Pigeons well, them bastards are getting more and more cocky as life goes on. Low flying shytes they are!

Bats are cool, 20 years ago (JESUS!) I was in Kenya and they were flying about eating the fruit from the trees and becasue they have a 20 minute digestion cycle, they were shitting it all out everywhere!

I hate large birds, like Emu's and Ostrich and stuff, they insanely creep me out to the point that i can't even make eye contact with them at the zoo.

My worst fear is one of them rushing me.

I fed an emu at the park on my birthday this year... so scary. It almost bit my fingers off when I was trying to give it the piece of bread I was holding.

Katie wrote:

I fed an emu at the park on my birthday this year.

inuendo

in-your-endo

I got chased by a gaggle of Swans when I was a kid. They need to wind their neck in.

I also hate people who keep big massive dogs, and thinks it acceptable to let it jump up on me, all over my clothes and sniff my balls. Horrible smelly things. (Dogs that is, not my balls).

Steve wrote:

I got chased by a gaggle of Swans when I was a kid. They need to wind their neck in.

I also hate people who keep big massive dogs, and thinks it acceptable to let it jump up on me, all over my clothes and sniff my balls. Horrible smelly things. (Dogs that is, not my balls).

seconded

Cat lovers are generally fithy haddocks...i find.

Steve wrote:

I also hate people who keep big massive dogs, and thinks it acceptable to let it jump up on me

Wish i'd set my 2 on you when i had them!

people who type lol at the end of a sentence as if it's a period, used correctly 'lol'ing is perfectly acceptable.