Swine Flu

Everyones got to avoid infected pigs right?

Does anyone else think Jack Tweedy is shitting himself?

haha! thats awful, but i love it!

awfully true.

On a serious note, my brother seems to be going to Mexico, I hope he warns us in advance when he's returning so we can change the locks.

I read a piece yesterday about all this.
There was a proffessor who was really angry that it's been dubbed 'swine flu'.
He says it should be called American flu.
This has to do with the FACT that pigs dont have it, it's 'genetics ' indicate that it arose in America.
Dont blame pigs basically.

This is probably a conspiracy so big corporate Pharmaceutical companies can sell us more unnecessary medical supllies!!

...just a thought!

It IS a very unusual combo of human/pig/bird
Even experts are somewhat baffled by it.
For instance, it killed 1 in 10 in Mexico but in the U.S. it has been quite mild.

Labs are very anxious to get their hands on samples to study it.

the slave wrote:

It IS a very unusual combo of human/pig/bird
Even experts are somewhat baffled by it.
For instance, it killed 1 in 10 in Mexico but in the U.S. it has been quite mild.

Labs are very anxious to get back their samples to release more.

I tell you what is scary and totally immoral.
The Israelis have been working for years on 'genetic' viruses. That is viruses that affect certain races .
FACT.
I'm not saying that this is what's occuring in this instance but it's a bit of a mind fuck knowing that this research is actually happening.

It could be the level of immune systems in Mexico are lower than their US neighbours, due to diet and general levels of health & wellbeing?

Is this what happens when i open with a sick joke these days a conspiracy and scientific based conversation occurs?

*walks off mumbling*
I don't know, kids today and their forums, not like it used to be I tell you ..........

Threads needs more Jade Goody jokes.

the slave wrote:

I tell you what is scary and totally immoral.
The Israelis have been working for years on 'genetic' viruses. That is viruses that affect certain races .
FACT.
I'm not saying that this is what's occuring in this instance but it's a bit of a mind fuck knowing that this research is actually happening.

If its a fact, prove it

You should read 'New Scientist' magazine.

you should visit the real world occasionally

BBC News is becoming the new "FOX"
1 Confirmed case in Birmingham now.

1 case, damn it we're all fucked now!

I have tried phoning NHS direct about this swine flu to ask them symptoms etc.......all I seem to be getting is crackling on the line!

Neil wrote:

I have tried phoning NHS direct about this swine flu to ask them symptoms etc.......all I seem to be getting is crackling on the line!

AHA PUN TIME!!!

I've been breaking out in rashers, doctor made a right pigs ear of the prescription but sorted me with some oinkment, told me to come bacon Friday.

Neil wrote:

I have tried phoning NHS direct about this swine flu to ask them symptoms etc.......all I seem to be getting is crackling on the line!

Sounds like a pork connection to me?

HHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm pretty certain there's to be another twist to the tail yet

its a cover up for zombie infestation, see you down the Winchester

Thats sow funny.