|
| Author | Message |
|---|
JCCLARKE
Fan
Number of posts: 69
Hermit Points: 246
Karma: -2
 |  Subject: no drum machine :(  Sun May 24, 2009 8:59 am | |
| Hey, I don't have a drum machine to record any tracks, John, can you help? Chris, aged 29 1/2 Coventry |
|
  | |
Sound Foundry
Super Stalker
Number of posts: 1974
Age: 28
Hermit Points: 1406
Karma: 2
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Mon May 25, 2009 4:29 pm | |
| It'll come to you my son. Just try and keep the rhythm while you're beating off and it'll all become clear. You sound like you get enough practice, Mr "29-and-a-half" Failing that, how about trying something new like...... GETTING A LIFE!! Hope this helps. |
|
| | |
markyg
Double 'ard bastard
Number of posts: 1886
Age: 31
Hermit Points: 364
Karma: 1
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Mon May 25, 2009 4:52 pm | |
| you can download awesome drum machines of t'internet sir chris, best ask Myke or Rig asbout the best ones tho |
|
| | |
KellyO
Super Fan
Number of posts: 621
Hermit Points: 1201
Karma: 12
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Mon May 25, 2009 4:58 pm | |
| Or pop along to Nunny and use ours. |
|
| | |
Sound Foundry
Super Stalker
Number of posts: 1974
Age: 28
Hermit Points: 1406
Karma: 2
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Mon May 25, 2009 5:31 pm | |
| | KellyO wrote: | | Or pop along to Nunny and use ours. |
A HA! Good thinking there Batman!
I KNEW there was a reason I married you!.................... (just can't think of it right now.....)  |
|
| | |
Rig
Stalker
Number of posts: 1230
Age: 99
Hermit Points: 878
Karma: 3
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Tue May 26, 2009 1:28 pm | |
| NI battery is the drum machine of choice, assuming you have the host software like cubase. battery's drums actually sound pretty god damn realistic too |
|
| | |
Sound Foundry
Super Stalker
Number of posts: 1974
Age: 28
Hermit Points: 1406
Karma: 2
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Wed May 27, 2009 12:17 am | |
| Right. OK. Seeing as this geekery is obviously getting to epidemic proportions now, I have released a new fact sheet to help you guys out. It's called "LIFE...... How To Get One In 348 Easy Steps" I mean, having no drum machine ISN'T the end of the world! Go for a walk Get a girlfriend/boyfriend A cat or a goldfish Have a wank ANYTHING!! Just............ don't be............ SAD!! Hope this helps |
|
| | |
Rig
Stalker
Number of posts: 1230
Age: 99
Hermit Points: 878
Karma: 3
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Wed May 27, 2009 9:40 am | |
| sorry John, I'll need more councelling than that to cure this affliction, just wait til we start talking midi notes, velocity and flam |
|
| | |
Sound Foundry
Super Stalker
Number of posts: 1974
Age: 28
Hermit Points: 1406
Karma: 2
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Wed May 27, 2009 1:43 pm | |
| Oh dear............... Beyond help....  |
|
| | |
Rig
Stalker
Number of posts: 1230
Age: 99
Hermit Points: 878
Karma: 3
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Wed May 27, 2009 10:26 pm | |
| a long time ago i'm bored, fancy a discussion on low frequency oscillation? |
|
| | |
JCCLARKE
Fan
Number of posts: 69
Hermit Points: 246
Karma: -2
| |
| | |
Sound Foundry
Super Stalker
Number of posts: 1974
Age: 28
Hermit Points: 1406
Karma: 2
| | Subject: Re: no drum machine :( Thu May 28, 2009 10:43 pm | |
| No. This is why drummers TRY to hit things |
|
| | |
|
Home 
FAQ 
Memberlist 
Usergroups 
Register 
Log in 
