best way to hide the swollen bridge of my nose/eye area and two black eyes im going to have from tomorrow for about a week.

(operation not fight)

Try Arnica cream if the skin isn't broken.
Miraculous stuff for bruising.

big fuck off fish eye glasses ala Paris Hilton

i dont know what the skins gunna be like. sore probably

Ah.

I think I know what's going on here and let me tell you girlfriend HE'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!

'Operation' huh? That's new. Better than "I walked into a door" or "I slipped in the bath" though. Let it out girl. Tell us ALL about it. You'll feel MUCH better.

My official advice to you Clarey is this.........

Grab the cock juggling thunder cunt by the bollocks and squeeze until they pop and then in a firm, aggressive tone say straight into his face "Say goodbye to your little friend muthafucker". Then twist and pull........ HARD! That should do it.

The UN-official advice is this........

Seems to me if you have TWO black eyes you've already been told once and probably deserved the second one. SO QUIT YER WHININ' OR YER'LL GIT ANOTHER!!

Hope this helps.

woah woah woah

operation over with
nose isnt as swollen as it was meant to be and i stopped bleeding faster than i meant to which stopped bruises appearing
sore cheeks and stitches in my nose
yay

Glad it's all gone OK Clarey,

But thats put me right off me Walnut Whip.

Whoa whoa whoa...

Saw her yesterday she looks pretty good to me, and for the record, I never have and never will lay a finger on her.

And for the record, if she ever does decide to grab me by the pills,I'd hope it wouldn;t be in the manner you spoke of.

grab me by the pills?! that's a new one.