Recently some nameless twat has been mocking my arms and their ability to grow hair, apparently the Robin Williams look is a bad thing?!

How should i deal with said shytehawk?

Chop his head off and parade it around the streets of Cov on a stick.

Hope that helps.

why would you want or need more arm hair. what you have is normal. any more would look a bit off putting and any less not very manly.

Look.

You have to understand people's aversion to anything 'different'

So you have fur rather than arm hair....... so what?

So your knuckles drag a little.......... so what?

It's what's inside that makes us all special.

My advice to you is this:

Go out and buy yourself something nice.......... like an old tyre on a rope - relax and suck back a few bananas and you'll feel right as rain.

Just remember......... You're OO OO OO so special.

It's all about a little gibbon take...............

Watch this......... may make you feel a little better......

You son of a bitch meth addict.

Dude, If you do decide to be a little more proactive,I shave my arms about once a fortnight, tends to keep them reasonably hair free, and you don't really need to do it more often than that.

i like to burn any excess body hair off

I will never shave my arm hair, i didn't realise people actually did that? wierd.

generally i dont think people do....

My roommate shaves her arms though I don't really know why... it just seems like a pain in the ass to me. Especially since her arms aren't that bad at all.

I shave my tongue twice a week, if that's any help.

And G - we seriously got to talk...... you're one sick puppy dude! I guess you go for the sack wax too?


Drivdac, DON'T under any circumstances shave your arms - that would be VERY gay.

But DO steer clear of velcro. Good luck, our prayers go with you.

And remember:

Shave arms = very gay
Velcro = Danger!

Hope this helps

I have no arm hair