its a double edged sword, thats for sure

it is, it is

ah but do i earn points for keeping you all on your toes?

nope

think us ladies have been mis'guided then, we've been told for generations that men like this.

Thats a good point as it goes, i dont know any lad who likes to be kept on the toes, the women prefer the teasing bit. But maybe thats another topic

Just a little taste of what I can do in someone'shouse... I can do 1000 tiomes better than this,for every round I get through, I'll top the trick I did before. Finishing in the final round by reading a person's mind on the streets of Coventry,filming it,and posting iton here.

Besides, you all know me, and there's not one of you on here I've not performed for absolutely free of charge. If you knew how much I charged for a wedding, you'd know it's worth a vote or two!

Oh apart from Slave, But she was nice enough to pay me for that gig at the Crew, thanks Babe!

I like a bit of magic i do, so if your not up against me your looking good for my vote.

you havnt performed for me, for that reason im out

Well, ou can't please all the people all the time I guess.

But thanks for the support Jim.

Oh,and did I mrention my charity work in the past?

Here's me and my ex after giving away Christmas presents to the kids on the childrens ward at Walsgrave Hospital a few years back...

pah,if you really were magical you'd conjure up a better santa disguise than that

In the ideal world wit, charm, panache and sex appeal would win out. But as we are not in the 'ideal' world and only on a chat forum populated by overt or closet wannabe metrosexuals, I realise I have little chance of winning. All I can do is make my measley little vote count.

So, Caroline.... if you get your baps out you have my vote

Admitting defeat already, i cant wait for the fiece battles.

I will say this now., If I win,I will do a show reel stark bollock naked and post it on these forums. You have my word.

Promise to make it funny too...WELL,FUNNIER.