http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/-t1.htm The local Agony Aunt John (aka Sound Foundry) solves your problems, like Dear Deirdre, although slightly more hairy. *WARNING* this entire forum is likely unsuitable for work viewing, enter at your own risk. Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:41:24 GMT 10 http://i88.servimg.com/u/f88/12/88/58/33/board12.jpg http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/-t1.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/pa-speakers-t1307.htm Neil Not much Money.
I have 2 Peavey Speakers (700 watts I think) that are too big to keep carting around with me.

Reccomendations?

I reckon I only need 300 watts.

Ta]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Thu, 03 Sep 2009 09:41:24 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/pa-speakers-t1307.htm#25888 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/pa-speakers-t1307.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/urgent-help-needed-t1217.htm Jim May i point you in the direction of this thread: http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/promote-your-pap-f5/anyone-wanna-continue-gon-with-me-t1203-60.htm#24525 Both parties saying things that the other party say are lies. It's all confusing and to be honest i dont want anyone getting hurt. Could you please use your wisdom and bring this war to a end? John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:36:37 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/urgent-help-needed-t1217.htm#24529 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/urgent-help-needed-t1217.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/arm-hair-t1067.htm Drivdac
How should i deal with said shytehawk?]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Sun, 24 May 2009 10:11:29 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/arm-hair-t1067.htm#22580 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/arm-hair-t1067.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/johnnnnn-t1083.htm ClareyBABY
(operation not fight)]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Sun, 31 May 2009 14:46:34 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/johnnnnn-t1083.htm#22819 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/johnnnnn-t1083.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/no-drum-machine-t1066.htm JCCLARKE
Chris,
aged 29 1/2
Coventry]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Sun, 24 May 2009 07:59:46 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/no-drum-machine-t1066.htm#22576 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/no-drum-machine-t1066.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/a-bit-of-advice-for-you-uncle-john-t1050.htm KellyO
Hope that helps.]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Mon, 18 May 2009 17:10:13 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/a-bit-of-advice-for-you-uncle-john-t1050.htm#22344 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/a-bit-of-advice-for-you-uncle-john-t1050.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/belly-button-fluff-t969.htm caroline
the foot of the bed seems to have a lot of fluff there.
you think it's travelled from dale's tummy?
i'm scared it's gonna grow into a giant fluff ball and choke me in my sleep.]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:00:43 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/belly-button-fluff-t969.htm#21042 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/belly-button-fluff-t969.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/gutted-t970.htm KellyO
My son (11 years old) has changed my screen saver to Sutton United's crest.
I cannot get rid of it


Please help
Traumatised of Coundon.]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:43:05 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/gutted-t970.htm#21072 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/gutted-t970.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t943.htm the slave Please advise. I'm having an actual nervous breakdown I reckon. Can I do a Reggie Perrin and get away with it? Or alternatively can I legally get away with shooting the morons who are causing me untold misery and physical damage to my house as her majesty's finest just cant be arsed. I'm HAVING to move from my beloved home and garden *sob* because of all this. It's either move away or it's Avenue Rd. clinic for me, boy. p.s. my son in law pasted one of 'em yesterday and now I'm ... John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:30:19 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t943.htm#20532 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t943.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/smeeeell-baaaaaaaad-t941.htm Jim
Theres a guy at work who stinks, what is the best way to tell him?]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Tue, 07 Apr 2009 08:47:01 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/smeeeell-baaaaaaaad-t941.htm#20522 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/smeeeell-baaaaaaaad-t941.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t921.htm Mithy Can you ask Dale why when trying to change my password it says i cant because im over 99 years old .... im bloody not ive just had a hard life John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:03:36 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t921.htm#20153 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t921.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/hey-johno-t886.htm Rig last week at band camp our singer turned up sporting a rather 80's style hairy goatee beard. I refrained from 'loling' or saying anything although admittedly had to bite my tongue we have a jam tonight and i'm hoping said goatee has been removed if not though, i'm wondering what is the best way of approaching this, he's a nice lad and i don't want to hurt anyones feelings, i just feel the goatee needs to go, both for the good of our singer and for the band in general any tips matey? John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:23:59 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/hey-johno-t886.htm#19351 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/hey-johno-t886.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t905.htm Mithy
Yours
Vengeful in Coventry]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:10:08 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t905.htm#19985 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t905.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/please-please-help-t899.htm Jim I'm loving 80's wrestling themes, why god damit? I find myself nodding to "I'm a real american" or wanting to run round the room when i hear the Ulitmate warriors theme. Am i going crazy? please stop this! John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:40:00 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/please-please-help-t899.htm#19852 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/please-please-help-t899.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/urgent-help-required-t861.htm Drivdac
Well the problem is he's a noisey git and the whole street hears him and his car pull up and it does my head in, i need an action plan uncle John.]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Sun, 22 Mar 2009 11:46:35 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/urgent-help-required-t861.htm#18451 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/urgent-help-required-t861.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/council-tax-t787.htm Drivdac I have just recently set up my council tax for my new property and i feel like i've been sodmised, how can i get rid of this pure hatred? John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:32:33 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/council-tax-t787.htm#16744 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/council-tax-t787.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/right-so-t699.htm ClareyBABY
WHAT IS IT?




ive read the Bupa fact sheet
but i still have no idea]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:36:18 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/right-so-t699.htm#14853 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/right-so-t699.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/i-need-to-find-t805.htm ClareyBABY
any ideas?

la senza is all i can find
and ann summers]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:40:00 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/i-need-to-find-t805.htm#17172 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/i-need-to-find-t805.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t788.htm Mithy Why wont any of my avatars move ? John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:44:57 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t788.htm#16749 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t788.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/john-bon-in-need-of-advice-t748.htm markyg
thanks in advance

no doubt soon to be dumped, mark graham esquire]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:37:22 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/john-bon-in-need-of-advice-t748.htm#15802 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/john-bon-in-need-of-advice-t748.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t767.htm ClareyBABY im a tit
i fell down stairs
and have a bruise covering half my arm
its lovely and green

and im wearing a dress to a gig tonight and id like to at least have it covered =[


any offers for cutting my arm off?]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:51:03 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t767.htm#16369 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t767.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-me-unkie-john-t729.htm Mithy
what the bogglle does that mean?
I assume it means my winky is tiny]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:44:02 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-me-unkie-john-t729.htm#15459 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-me-unkie-john-t729.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-needed-t744.htm Steve I can smell an unidentifiable source of onions in my room? Any suggestions? John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:13:28 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-needed-t744.htm#15767 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-needed-t744.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/daily-tip-t605.htm Sound Foundry

Don't eat chilli peppers for breakfast.



More tomorrow.....]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:53:11 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/daily-tip-t605.htm#12639 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/daily-tip-t605.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t725.htm king geordie
Today whilst i was hoovering my bedroom, i turned into a strawberry souffle. Are there any known cures?

Failing that, is anyone hungry?

Kind regards,

Geordie (thats me)]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:27:32 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t725.htm#15431 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/help-t725.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/men-at-work-t692.htm caroline there are a couple of issues i have when it comes to men at work. Working on Reception: 1. i have to deal with really ignorant,ill mannered and generally horrible delivery drivers. one of which shoves his clipboard and item at me and grumbles. do i act politely and let him be a misserable git for the rest of his life? or give him a sharp snappy reaction back and tell him not to be so rude? 2. i think my niceness (word of the day) can often be confused with flirting...i got ... John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:13:54 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/men-at-work-t692.htm#14669 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/men-at-work-t692.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/please-john-t709.htm arse bandit Hi John, i am a bandit of the arse but have robbed so many asses on my own doorstep, i am now lookin further a field, could you possibly point me in a direction where i can utilise my bandit skills to their maximum potential without too many reprocussions. your advice would be greatly appreciated. yours always, the only arse bandit John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:10:20 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/please-john-t709.htm#14987 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/please-john-t709.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t703.htm lets_kill_music i am a cunt, can you help? John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:10:19 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t703.htm#14931 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/dear-john-t703.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/so-i-wanted-to-watch-watchmen-at-the-imax-t702.htm Drivdac
Do i :

a) Complain but ultimately get nowhere?
b) Demand a refund for my ticket i have yet to purchase?
c) Kill some pensioners until i get my way?
d) Commit arson?
or e) (the long shot) just accept it and go to a normal cinema?]]> John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:22:32 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/so-i-wanted-to-watch-watchmen-at-the-imax-t702.htm#14885 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/so-i-wanted-to-watch-watchmen-at-the-imax-t702.htm http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/hello-john-t698.htm Steve I am getting a beer gut and have a beach holiday booked this summer. How can I go from zero to Daniel Craig in 3 months? Note: I dont intend to wear skimpy shorts. John the Agony Aunt *RETIRED* Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:31:21 GMT http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/hello-john-t698.htm#14848 http://kinghermit.forumotion.net/john-the-agony-aunt-retired-f4/hello-john-t698.htm